I Couldn’t Resist

Ashley had this joke in an electrical magazine that came today and I just couldn’t resist sharing it with you….some may have already read/heard it….but it’s too good not to share.

Dumb and Dumber

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach such a delicate subject, he called the family doctor.

The Doctor told him there is a simple test the hubsand could do himself, to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

The doctor advised the husband to stand about 40 feet behind his wife, and in normal conversational tones, say something and see if she hears him.  If not the doctor said to move to 30 feet away and call her again.  If she still does not hear, move to 20 feet and so on, until he received a response.

That evening his wife was in the kitchen preparing dinner.  So the husand thought it was a good opportunity to carry out the hearing test.  From about 40 feet away at the front door, he asked: “Honey, what’s for dinner?’

No Response.

So he moved 10 feet closer and asked again:  “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

So he moved to the kitchen door which was about 10 feet away and repeated the question, but still he received no response.

By now convinced that his wife was becoming quite deaf, he walked right up behind her and said almost in her ear: “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

“Ralph, for the fifth #$@$#ing time – CHICKEN!”

Now add kids to the husband and you have some idea of my household at the moment….vbg.

Hope your day is a good one.




One thought on “I Couldn’t Resist

  1. That’s priceless and so true. We actually took the one son to get his hearing tested when he was younger because he was prone to ear infections and I thought he had some hearing loss. There was no problem with his hearing, he was just off in his own little world.

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